We’ve been exploring adult sex toys, and in particular male sex toys.

Penis pumps. These adult sex toys might be vaguely familiar. They claim to add inches to your manhood, but whether they do or not, stick your cock in the cylinder, start pumping and you can have a lot of fun finding out. There are so many models to choose from you really have to try a few to see which one does it for you.

Cock rings. They can get you hard from the moment you slip one onto your cock. Some of these adult sex toys have vibrations too, and they claim to not only give you wood, but some have a clit stimulator as you pump away with your partner.

Penis Sleeves. If you want to add an inch or two, or provide added stimulation for you and your friend with naughty knobbly bits that please and pleasure these could be the adult sex toys for you. Take your pick. They come in loads of colors, sizes and shapes.

Realistic ass and pussy. This is an Aladdin’s cave of pretend ass and pussy. Porn stars of whom you have never heard, have fallen in line to have their delectable asses and pussies painstakingly molded in CyberSkin in a variety of popular positions for your pleasure. Many of these adult sex toys have magic bullets inside which vibrate as you pump. Start your own collection.

Blowjob simulators. There are more blowjob simulators entering the market week by week, but the best of these adult sex toys offer a fully automatic and authentic blowjob complete with a controllable sucking motion that rides the full length of your cock. One of the best is the Autoblow Blast with micro-beads that ride you up and down till you can’t help but explode.

Adult sex toys. No doubt about it, today it’s a whole different ball game.

It’s time to look at what’s new in the world of adult sex toys, with the focus on men, because women, as with all shopping, seem to have a way of knowing exactly what they want and in exactly what size and color.

Most good adult sex toys emporiums will offer male adult sex toys under the following categories:

• Love Dolls
• Pocket pussies
• Masturbators
• Penis Pumps
• Cock Rings
• Penis Sleeves
• Realistic Ass & Pussy
• Blowjob simulators

Love dolls. These adult sex toys are laughing at their cheap plastic blow-up ancestors that you might remember as a teenager. Today, the quality love dolls can run to thousands of dollars and have realistic skin such as CyberSkin, Futurotic, or RealSkin, making use of high tech silicones to simulate the look and feel of female flesh. Many of them have three orifices for you to play with; the ass, the pussy and the mouth as well as stacked tits to squeeze.

Pocket pussies. This type of adult sex toys essentially conforms to an orifice simulating a real pussy or a cute little butthole. Lubing up, you push your cock into the soft sheath and jerk yourself off as the suction and nodules massage you to a rousing climax. They’re called pocket pussies because you can actually pocket them and use them just about anywhere.

Masturbators. Well, some adult sex toys stores lump pocket pussies in with masturbators. Is a pocket pussy a masturbator when there’s no one else around? Discuss it with your philosophy lecturer. What you need to know is, the champions of the male masturbator market are Fleshlights and Tenga. America versus Japan. They both offer superb quality silicone lined sheaths into which you can plunge and have a ball, but there are several other devices such as monkey spankers, jerk off gloves, and various silicone sheathes. You really have to…well, get stuck in and try a few.

So, you’ve decided to buy an adult sex toy. It’s been on your mind for a while because if truth be told you’re not getting enough of the real thing. In fact, let’s be honest, you’re not getting anything at all right now. The semi-retired cleaner who pretends to clean your office each evening is getting more than you.

You Google ‘adult sex toys’ and suddenly you see what you’re up against. Page after  page of websites selling adult sex toys.

You click on one at random and then, looking round furtively, you click on your area of interest. Male sex toys.

Before you is a confusing profusion of more clickables. It’s no longer enough just to want an adult sex toy, or even a male sex toy. Now you have to decide if you want a pocket pussy, a vibrating ass and vagina, a cock ring, a love doll, a masturbator, a penis sleeve, blowjob simulators…oh boy, this is confusing.

You click on ‘Masturbators’ because you more or less know what that might entail. Then you discover there are ten pages dedicated purely to ‘Masturbators.’ Hang on a minute. When did the adult sex toy industry become so complicated? Last time you looked there were only a couple of vibrators for women and cheap blow-up dolls for men.

It’s time to get with the program. Today the adult sex toy industry is worth $15 billion per annum and expanding by 30% per year. Manufacturers have woken up to the fact, albeit late in the day, that everyone loves sex.