There are new sex toys for boys coming onto the market all the time, and Christmas is the time, like every other kind of toy industry, where manufacturers go into overdrive to rack up sales.

Here are some fun new cock teasers that could find their way into Christmas stockings this year:

The Turbo Passion Juicer
This toy won’t give you Florida orange juice but it will make things nice and juicy down below. Looking like a cross between a Rolls Royce mascot and a thumbscrew, the Turbo Passion Juicer acts like a real pussy, squeezing up and down your length. The soft sleeve, combined with the battery powered motor could make for a very chilled Christmas morning.

Juicy Lucy’s Fan In A Can
This is a Fleshlight clone in that it doubles up us a love sleeve disguised in a can – this time a can of beer. You have a loveclone material pussy on one side and a butt to plug on the other according to preference. The interior of the sleeve has 12 beads to provide additional sensation. Don’t leave this one lying around in the fridge at Christmas, Grand dad might have a heart attack.

Miss Joy Solitaire
Another dual entry masturbator, small enough to slip into a stocking and hot enough to light the Christmas pudding. Lube up and let the ribbed interior grip your cock. A soft and tight delight.

Ur3 Quickie to Go
If you want to be a tight ass this Christmas, or at least dip into one, put the UR3 Quickie to Go on your Christmas list. This handy sized male masturbator with the shape of a tight ass on entry will fit into any luggage bag or briefcase. It comes complete with a sample of lubricant and its own little tube to keep it in.

If you have been on the internet this week, you cannot fail to have noticed that Google is celebrating 40 years of Sesame Street for the entire week. Every day a different character from Sesame Street appears integrated into the Google logo.

At Google Headquarters in Mountain View California, you can imagine the thinking. Most of the sweaty tee-shirt wearing nerds at Google were raised on Sesame Street, and Sesame Street’s simplistic colorful graphics tie in closely with their own ‘faux callow’ philosophy. Hell, they probably still watch it at work. How cool and nerdy therefore to show how human, how creative and young at heart the company is with this week long celebration.

In reality, Google has become another all pervasive Microsoft style organization. They monitor every mouse click you make online, track the porn sites you love to visit, collaborate with China to censor internet content in that part of the world, predict what you are looking for on their search engine. They’ve even filmed every street in every major city worldwide.

Just as Sesame Street controls generations of kids for the time it airs each day, Google likes to exert the same level of benevolent dictatorship upon every user of its search engine and other myriad products.

However, it is well known that Google is a great place to work. We suggest founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin would do better to order up a container load of Autoblow Blasts and focus on giving its male employees some adult entertainment. It’s well known that nerds don’t get enough!

In other words, it’s time to grow up, and get a blowjob with the world’s first fully automated blowjob machine. Order from Autoblast (www.roboticblowjob.com) and we promise we won’t show you what other customers bought because we know you’re not interested, and neither are we. We know you just want to get blown in the privacy of your home.