The website allows you to choose many things about your insert including the color (white women or black women) the tightness (tight, medium tight, super tight, super super tight) and inside feel (various patterns available). You can search the whole Internet and look through every type of sex toy site imaginable, but you won’t find any other male toys nearly as customizable as the Fleshlight.

Pricing: The pricing of the Fleshlight is pretty fair, starting around $58 when it is on sale, and going all the way up to $95 if you add vibration and a few other special features to it. Comparing to the Autoblow, it is less expensive, but it is more expensive than most Aneros toys. The only want to figure this one out is to decide for yourself by taking a look at the Fleshlight site!

The Autoblow takes 4 C sized batteries, and goes through them in about an hour, so rechargeable batteries are your best bet. Ah, I almost forgot to mention – the speed of the automatic beads can be varied using the handheld controller. That makes this adult sex toy one serious contender in a crowded field of amazing pleasure toys for men. They usually have a discount on the website, so make sure you type it into the cart.

They usually have some kind of promotion on the website, so just click over to see what they are offering today. The Fleshlight folks also offer other stuff like cock rings and lubricant, which many guys find enhances the pleasure they experience with the main toy. What are you waiting for? Check it out.

The Aneros Helix is a favorite of many men who have used men sex toys to discover this secret spot. Slender in shape, it goes in easily to allow you to experience maximum pleasure with minimum effort. Just lubricate, insert, and the Aneros is automatically giving you a male g-spot massage that only this men sex toys can offer. Their website offers combination packs of Aneros toys plus the Fleshlight, which allow you to use two serious sex toys to achieve one seriously big orgasm. Make sure the tissues are nearby when your order arrives. Oh, we aren’t joking.

The perfect way to use it is to put on some good POV porn. When the girl starts sucking the guys cock, just pop the blowjob machine on your dick (don’t forget the batteries) and then turn it on. Control the speed of the machine using the controller so that the speed of the blowjob matches the speed of the machine. When you are ready to orgasm, you can just do so right inside of the machine. Clean up isn’t too difficult. Just click on over to roboticblowjob.com when you are in a mood for automatic mens sex toys, and have a look. We think you won’t be sorry!

The Autoblow Blast is the world’s first fully automatic blowjob machine. It’s hands free, so all you have to do is lie back and enjoy the incredible sensations of a deep throat blowjob, and you can control the speed at just the flick of a switch. Slow if you want to go slow, fast if you want to go fast.

The silver beads work up and down your cock with the steady pulsating rhythm of a steam train. Oh, speaking of steam train, hadn’t you better untie her now and get her off the track?

To enjoy the Autoblow Blast at its best, just lube your cock, and the lips of the soft, inviting silicone sleeve, then plunge inside. Reach for the multi –speed controller and set the controls at a pace that’s comfortable for you.

Within in minutes you’ll be curling your toes, breathing hard and gripping the sheets as the Autoblow goes about its business, expertly, and uncomplainingly taking you to a screaming orgasm.

Screaming?…oh yes, that’ll be your girlfriend because the train is coming.

Do the sensible thing.

Ordering an Autoblast is so easy. Just visit www.roboticblowjob.com and avail yourself of the 10% discount. Your Autoblow Blast will be with you in plain packaging in next to no time – just like that train.

Here are some fun new cock teasers that could find their way into Christmas stockings this year:

The Turbo Passion Juicer
This toy won’t give you Florida orange juice but it will make things nice and juicy down below. Looking like a cross between a Rolls Royce mascot and a thumbscrew, the Turbo Passion Juicer acts like a real pussy, squeezing up and down your length. The soft sleeve, combined with the battery powered motor could make for a very chilled Christmas morning.

Juicy Lucy’s Fan In A Can
This is a Fleshlight clone in that it doubles up us a love sleeve disguised in a can – this time a can of beer. You have a loveclone material pussy on one side and a butt to plug on the other according to preference. The interior of the sleeve has 12 beads to provide additional sensation. Don’t leave this one lying around in the fridge at Christmas, Grand dad might have a heart attack.

Miss Joy Solitaire
Another dual entry masturbator, small enough to slip into a stocking and hot enough to light the Christmas pudding. Lube up and let the ribbed interior grip your cock. A soft and tight delight.

Ur3 Quickie to Go
If you want to be a tight ass this Christmas, or at least dip into one, put the UR3 Quickie to Go on your Christmas list. This handy sized male masturbator with the shape of a tight ass on entry will fit into any luggage bag or briefcase. It comes complete with a sample of lubricant and its own little tube to keep it in.

At Google Headquarters in Mountain View California, you can imagine the thinking. Most of the sweaty tee-shirt wearing nerds at Google were raised on Sesame Street, and Sesame Street’s simplistic colorful graphics tie in closely with their own ‘faux callow’ philosophy. Hell, they probably still watch it at work. How cool and nerdy therefore to show how human, how creative and young at heart the company is with this week long celebration.

In reality, Google has become another all pervasive Microsoft style organization. They monitor every mouse click you make online, track the porn sites you love to visit, collaborate with China to censor internet content in that part of the world, predict what you are looking for on their search engine. They’ve even filmed every street in every major city worldwide.

Just as Sesame Street controls generations of kids for the time it airs each day, Google likes to exert the same level of benevolent dictatorship upon every user of its search engine and other myriad products.

However, it is well known that Google is a great place to work. We suggest founders Larry Page and Sergey Brin would do better to order up a container load of Autoblow Blasts and focus on giving its male employees some adult entertainment. It’s well known that nerds don’t get enough!

In other words, it’s time to grow up, and get a blowjob with the world’s first fully automated blowjob machine. Order from Autoblast (www.roboticblowjob.com) and we promise we won’t show you what other customers bought because we know you’re not interested, and neither are we. We know you just want to get blown in the privacy of your home.

Penis pumps. These adult sex toys might be vaguely familiar. They claim to add inches to your manhood, but whether they do or not, stick your cock in the cylinder, start pumping and you can have a lot of fun finding out. There are so many models to choose from you really have to try a few to see which one does it for you.

Cock rings. They can get you hard from the moment you slip one onto your cock. Some of these adult sex toys have vibrations too, and they claim to not only give you wood, but some have a clit stimulator as you pump away with your partner.

Penis Sleeves. If you want to add an inch or two, or provide added stimulation for you and your friend with naughty knobbly bits that please and pleasure these could be the adult sex toys for you. Take your pick. They come in loads of colors, sizes and shapes.

Realistic ass and pussy. This is an Aladdin’s cave of pretend ass and pussy. Porn stars of whom you have never heard, have fallen in line to have their delectable asses and pussies painstakingly molded in CyberSkin in a variety of popular positions for your pleasure. Many of these adult sex toys have magic bullets inside which vibrate as you pump. Start your own collection.

Blowjob simulators. There are more blowjob simulators entering the market week by week, but the best of these adult sex toys offer a fully automatic and authentic blowjob complete with a controllable sucking motion that rides the full length of your cock. One of the best is the Autoblow Blast with micro-beads that ride you up and down till you can’t help but explode.

Adult sex toys. No doubt about it, today it’s a whole different ball game.

Most good adult sex toys emporiums will offer male adult sex toys under the following categories:

• Love Dolls
• Pocket pussies
• Masturbators
• Penis Pumps
• Cock Rings
• Penis Sleeves
• Realistic Ass & Pussy
• Blowjob simulators

Love dolls. These adult sex toys are laughing at their cheap plastic blow-up ancestors that you might remember as a teenager. Today, the quality love dolls can run to thousands of dollars and have realistic skin such as CyberSkin, Futurotic, or RealSkin, making use of high tech silicones to simulate the look and feel of female flesh. Many of them have three orifices for you to play with; the ass, the pussy and the mouth as well as stacked tits to squeeze.

Pocket pussies. This type of adult sex toys essentially conforms to an orifice simulating a real pussy or a cute little butthole. Lubing up, you push your cock into the soft sheath and jerk yourself off as the suction and nodules massage you to a rousing climax. They’re called pocket pussies because you can actually pocket them and use them just about anywhere.

Masturbators. Well, some adult sex toys stores lump pocket pussies in with masturbators. Is a pocket pussy a masturbator when there’s no one else around? Discuss it with your philosophy lecturer. What you need to know is, the champions of the male masturbator market are Fleshlights and Tenga. America versus Japan. They both offer superb quality silicone lined sheaths into which you can plunge and have a ball, but there are several other devices such as monkey spankers, jerk off gloves, and various silicone sheathes. You really have to…well, get stuck in and try a few.